In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need to sanitize my soul.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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