Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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