Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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