actually, I'm a sock model
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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