I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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