East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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