if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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