Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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