dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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