Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Someone signed my nipple.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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