too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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