Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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