i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
All I want is dick and wine.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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