I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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