Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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