He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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