Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
