a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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