you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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