So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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