i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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