North Korea, Best Korea!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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