also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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