This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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