My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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