smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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