After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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