I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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