No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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