Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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