so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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