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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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