she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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