We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
