dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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