did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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