For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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