White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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