My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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