Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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