so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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