found the other keg... it's in the tree
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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