I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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