Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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