He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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