This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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