Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
operation have a gay friend backfired
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is this like a preordered booty call?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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