You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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