So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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