Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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