if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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