hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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